Thursday, July 05, 2007

excuse me while I vent.......

"Imagine that you were sitting in a stale non ventilated dusty office in an industrial park surrounded by production workers in blue overalls that are duct taped together with nametags that read Harvey, Jim, Bob, Bill etc and no windows that open to runaway. And the only sounds you hear is metal scraping against a cement floor (similar in sound to nails on a chalk board or a rake against the pavement)….. or the sound of the hugest fly you ever did see sounding very similar to an airplane and flying at the speed of light around my head. I feel like I need an aviator headset just to think….. and its always doing one or the other of the following…

1) its either breeding its kids all over my office… cuz there’s tons now
or
2) its trying to drill a whole with its head through my window which causes the most repetitious irritation I’ve ever experienced….

And trust me It's not like I'm enjoying its company.... I've been spraying it with Windex and Lysol and chasing it around with Invoices for the past 4 days....



Cant even wait to get out of here!!!"

12 Comments:

Blogger Nic said...

you poor poor chuckhead:(

2:40 PM  
Blogger sara :0) said...

HAHAHA I promise your the weirdest chick i have ever met!!!! and thats putting it lightly!!! hahaha jk well anyway that was a very inspirational piece you wrote about and its motivated me 2 kill all flys>>> just for you my dear!!!

love your american friend,

Camilla requel Allard......................

p.s. ok so i was bored and posted a comment WHO gives a care righttttt!!!

1:19 AM  
Blogger Allie_Marie said...

Star, I enjoy your posts immensely and this the most motivating of all. Keep up the good work. JK! In all seriousness though, I do enjoy your post and was a little suprised to find this one but it is still very funny. I had a good chuckle picturing you...

Love Alicia

7:04 AM  
Blogger holmessellshomes said...

Star, That was a very good laugh!! Welcome to reality as your Mom would say. It is just extra irritating today because everyone else is out having fun and you are stuck in that said dusty old office!!

8:13 AM  
Blogger ~Moi~ said...

Funny!!:D

1:53 PM  
Blogger merbear said...

aaawwww!!! A girl after mine own heart!!!!

3:27 PM  
Blogger Dj said...

mm well i guess your out of there now!! :S

4:46 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

well at least now you might be able to find something you like

youll still be a chuck head in my eyes star

10:26 PM  
Blogger starlet said...

Awwww...Thanks Chuck!!!!

2:45 PM  
Blogger de Leeuw said...

Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savour: so doth a little folly him that is in reputation for wisdom and honour.

ecclesiates 10:1
remember to clean up those flies

5:45 PM  
Blogger Jeremy\Jerm\J said...

hmm sounds like Jason... well in that case ill beat him up for u...muhahahaha

9:12 PM  
Blogger whispers of a purple willow tree said...

STAR!!!! this is so something we would have sat in the car talking about, adding different twists and variations until we concocted a story so visually real to us alone that we were peeing our pants laughing and luke wanted to kill us!!!! i miss you baby-did you see my post about us all? us sisterfriends?:)
love you to little bits and pieces

6:33 PM  

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